Tobias: Oh, stop booing. There’s nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
March 28, 2013
January 23, 2013
Narrator: Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop.
Gob: I need a cup of coffee to focus.
Tobias: It’s so crowded in here. I can’t think. Okay, what is it that people need?
January 13, 2013
Tobias (reading): “…for there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out can I walk free of pain.”
January 6, 2013
![Tobias: Oh, yes, I’m going to be a great mole.
[into mic] Check, two, three. Let Lily lick Lionel’s lusty leathers.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef67f2fb99d681cca109b97ebf02b281/tumblr_mg8gj4P7Jd1s2pz6mo1_400.jpg)
Tobias: Oh, yes, I’m going to be a great mole.
[into mic] Check, two, three. Let Lily lick Lionel’s lusty leathers.
January 4, 2013
Hot Cop #5: This is our club now.
Narrator: Tobias didn’t want to sell his new club, but Lindsay did, which is why she hired several members of a local stripper agency called “The Hot Cops” to pose as the roughnecks.
Tobias: All right, fellas, look. I know you know nothing but a life on the street, but I’d like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me: The joy of the stage.
So, maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing and stop je-…terrorizing me.
January 3, 2013
Tobias: I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you’ll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.
January 2, 2013
Tobias: I think the world is about to fall in love with Frightened Inmate Number 2.
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