June 30, 2013
Lindsay: What happened to you?
Tobias: What? Oh, oh, oh, my ears. The doctor said I can’t go to sleep for five hours, or I might die or something.
[Shouting] OH! I GOT BLOWN, SO I CAN’T SLEEP!
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Lindsay: What happened to you?

Tobias: What? Oh, oh, oh, my ears. The doctor said I can’t go to sleep for five hours, or I might die or something.

[Shouting] OH! I GOT BLOWN, SO I CAN’T SLEEP!

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March 11, 2013

Gob: Speech, speech, speech!

All: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech…

Narrator: The family continued to chant “speech, speech, speech” for no one in particular.

All: …speech, speech, speech!

Michael: Gee, after all that, I was kind of hoping somebody would make a speech.

Buster: Speech, speech, speech!

Michael: All right, I’ll say something.

Gob: Typical.

March 7, 2013
George Sr: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!
J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

George Sr: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

March 7, 2013
Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?
George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.
Michael: He said some wonderful things.

Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?

George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.

Michael: He said some wonderful things.

January 31, 2013
Michael: Call me what you want…
Lindsay: An impotent man-boy.

Michael: Call me what you want…

Lindsay: An impotent man-boy.

January 29, 2013
Lucille: George!
George Sr: Lucille. Hi. This is not what it looks like.
Lucille: It looks like you’re tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.
George Sr: Yep. Yeah, that’s it.

Lucille: George!

George Sr: Lucille. Hi. This is not what it looks like.

Lucille: It looks like you’re tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

George Sr: Yep. Yeah, that’s it.

January 17, 2013
Michael: Okay, we’ve all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing.
Oscar: I want to live here.
George Michael: I want to buy Ann some diamond dust.
Buster: I’m just hoping to get mildly injured so I can get out of the Army.
Michael: Bottom line is, we’ve got two weeks to build a house. Doesn’t have to be good; just has to look good.
Tom Jane: I just want my kids back.

Michael: Okay, we’ve all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing.

Oscar: I want to live here.

George Michael: I want to buy Ann some diamond dust.

Buster: I’m just hoping to get mildly injured so I can get out of the Army.

Michael: Bottom line is, we’ve got two weeks to build a house. Doesn’t have to be good; just has to look good.

Tom Jane: I just want my kids back.

January 5, 2013
Marta: I was really worried about you.
Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.
Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]
Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.

Marta: I was really worried about you.

Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.

Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]

Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.

January 4, 2013
Maeby: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
George Michael: I’ve got a really good body, so… no.

Maeby: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?

George Michael: I’ve got a really good body, so… no.

January 4, 2013
Buster (as Franklin): I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Buster (as Franklin): I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!