March 11, 2013

Gob: Speech, speech, speech!

All: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech…

Narrator: The family continued to chant “speech, speech, speech” for no one in particular.

All: …speech, speech, speech!

Michael: Gee, after all that, I was kind of hoping somebody would make a speech.

Buster: Speech, speech, speech!

Michael: All right, I’ll say something.

Gob: Typical.

January 31, 2013
Gob: You know what? The trick is on you, Tony Wonder. I’m the magician. He’s the assistant. We don’t need him. The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn’t even been performed yet. Ta-da!

Gob: You know what? The trick is on you, Tony Wonder. I’m the magician. He’s the assistant. We don’t need him. The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn’t even been performed yet. Ta-da!

January 23, 2013
Narrator: Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop.
Gob: I need a cup of coffee to focus.
Tobias: It’s so crowded in here. I can’t think. Okay, what is it that people need?

Narrator: Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop.

Gob: I need a cup of coffee to focus.

Tobias: It’s so crowded in here. I can’t think. Okay, what is it that people need?

January 17, 2013
Gob: It’s okay. She’s alive. …And soft. Soft and alive.
Lucille: All right, let’s not add that to the charges. 

Gob: It’s okay. She’s alive. …And soft. Soft and alive.

Lucille: All right, let’s not add that to the charges. 

January 6, 2013
Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to use a fake name.
Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.

Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to use a fake name.

Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.

January 6, 2013
Gob: I just don’t want people’s kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these twenty-six hundred dollar pants.

Gob: I just don’t want people’s kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these twenty-six hundred dollar pants.

January 5, 2013
Marta: I was really worried about you.
Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.
Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]
Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.

Marta: I was really worried about you.

Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.

Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]

Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.

January 4, 2013
Alliance of Magicians: We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

Alliance of Magicians: We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

January 3, 2013
Michael: You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God that you should change your ways.
Gob: No, I think that’s going to be something big.

Michael: You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God that you should change your ways.

Gob: No, I think that’s going to be something big.

January 3, 2013
Michael: What’s her first name? Quickly.
Gob: Krindy!
Michael: Her name’s not Krindy, Gob.
Gob: Ah, Saul Zentsman! No… that’s her lawyer. Well, she’s got a name, and I’m going to find out what it is, andI’m going to make a pun on it and that’s what I’ll call her. Bad example: if her name’s Amy, I’ll call her Blamy.

Michael: What’s her first name? Quickly.

Gob: Krindy!

Michael: Her name’s not Krindy, Gob.

Gob: Ah, Saul Zentsman! No… that’s her lawyer. Well, she’s got a name, and I’m going to find out what it is, andI’m going to make a pun on it and that’s what I’ll call her. Bad example: if her name’s Amy, I’ll call her Blamy.