March 5, 2013
[Lindsay tries to cry.]
Michael: Seriously, you’re going to pull a muscle.
Lindsay: I used to be able to do this.

[Lindsay tries to cry.]

Michael: Seriously, you’re going to pull a muscle.

Lindsay: I used to be able to do this.

January 17, 2013
Gob: It’s okay. She’s alive. …And soft. Soft and alive.
Lucille: All right, let’s not add that to the charges. 

Gob: It’s okay. She’s alive. …And soft. Soft and alive.

Lucille: All right, let’s not add that to the charges. 

January 7, 2013
Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy, now’s the time.
Wait - Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.
Girls with Low Self-Esteem Crew Member: Surfboard; stop tape.

Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy, now’s the time.

Wait - Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.

Girls with Low Self-Esteem Crew Member: Surfboard; stop tape.

January 3, 2013
Lucille: Shh. Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
Michael: What’s this? What’s happening?
Lucille: It’s going to be all right.
Michael: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Lucille: It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.

Lucille: Shh. Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.

Michael: What’s this? What’s happening?

Lucille: It’s going to be all right.

Michael: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Lucille: It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.

January 3, 2013
Rita: I’m not a prostitute.
Michael: Then I shall let you live. (Chuckles.)

Rita: I’m not a prostitute.

Michael: Then I shall let you live. (Chuckles.)