May 27, 2013
George Sr: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

George Sr: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

March 28, 2013
Tobias: Oh, stop booing. There’s nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Tobias: Oh, stop booing. There’s nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

March 11, 2013

Gob: Speech, speech, speech!

All: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech…

Narrator: The family continued to chant “speech, speech, speech” for no one in particular.

All: …speech, speech, speech!

Michael: Gee, after all that, I was kind of hoping somebody would make a speech.

Buster: Speech, speech, speech!

Michael: All right, I’ll say something.

Gob: Typical.

January 31, 2013
Michael: Call me what you want…
Lindsay: An impotent man-boy.

Michael: Call me what you want…

Lindsay: An impotent man-boy.

January 29, 2013
Lucille: Is this why you wanted to fight this thing, so you could run off with this great redwood of a whore?

Lucille: Is this why you wanted to fight this thing, so you could run off with this great redwood of a whore?

January 17, 2013
Michael: Okay, we’ve all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing.
Oscar: I want to live here.
George Michael: I want to buy Ann some diamond dust.
Buster: I’m just hoping to get mildly injured so I can get out of the Army.
Michael: Bottom line is, we’ve got two weeks to build a house. Doesn’t have to be good; just has to look good.
Tom Jane: I just want my kids back.

Michael: Okay, we’ve all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing.

Oscar: I want to live here.

George Michael: I want to buy Ann some diamond dust.

Buster: I’m just hoping to get mildly injured so I can get out of the Army.

Michael: Bottom line is, we’ve got two weeks to build a house. Doesn’t have to be good; just has to look good.

Tom Jane: I just want my kids back.

January 9, 2013
Cindi Lightballoon: I’m a mole.
George Sr.: You know, God… God doesn’t care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist and you could, whoo… you could grind off about - I don’t know - 30 percent, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it.

Cindi Lightballoon: I’m a mole.

George Sr.: You know, God… God doesn’t care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist and you could, whoo… you could grind off about - I don’t know - 30 percent, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it.

January 4, 2013
Alliance of Magicians: We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

Alliance of Magicians: We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

January 3, 2013
Buster: At Risk Male Youth. That spells “Army.”
Narrator: And that’s when Buster discovered a recruiting pool the government had been fishing for years.

Buster: At Risk Male Youth. That spells “Army.”

Narrator: And that’s when Buster discovered a recruiting pool the government had been fishing for years.

January 2, 2013
Steve Holt: STEVE HOLT!

Steve Holt: STEVE HOLT!