June 30, 2013
Lindsay: What happened to you?
Tobias: What? Oh, oh, oh, my ears. The doctor said I can’t go to sleep for five hours, or I might die or something.
[Shouting] OH! I GOT BLOWN, SO I CAN’T SLEEP!
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Lindsay: What happened to you?

Tobias: What? Oh, oh, oh, my ears. The doctor said I can’t go to sleep for five hours, or I might die or something.

[Shouting] OH! I GOT BLOWN, SO I CAN’T SLEEP!

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May 27, 2013
George Sr: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

George Sr: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.

March 28, 2013
Tobias: Oh, stop booing. There’s nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Tobias: Oh, stop booing. There’s nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

March 11, 2013

Gob: Speech, speech, speech!

All: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech…

Narrator: The family continued to chant “speech, speech, speech” for no one in particular.

All: …speech, speech, speech!

Michael: Gee, after all that, I was kind of hoping somebody would make a speech.

Buster: Speech, speech, speech!

Michael: All right, I’ll say something.

Gob: Typical.

March 7, 2013
George Sr: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!
J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

George Sr: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

March 7, 2013
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March 7, 2013
Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?
George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.
Michael: He said some wonderful things.

Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?

George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.

Michael: He said some wonderful things.

March 5, 2013
[Lindsay tries to cry.]
Michael: Seriously, you’re going to pull a muscle.
Lindsay: I used to be able to do this.

[Lindsay tries to cry.]

Michael: Seriously, you’re going to pull a muscle.

Lindsay: I used to be able to do this.

February 27, 2013
Lucille: She’ll sell the company, or break it up into little parts or something, all under the guise of “caring” about our family.
Michael: You’ve got to stop quoting when you drink.

Lucille: She’ll sell the company, or break it up into little parts or something, all under the guise of “caring” about our family.

Michael: You’ve got to stop quoting when you drink.

February 19, 2013
Narrator: And Buster went to his job as a dishwasher.
Buster: This is great! We’re like slave buddies! [giggles]

Narrator: And Buster went to his job as a dishwasher.

Buster: This is great! We’re like slave buddies! [giggles]