March 7, 2013
George Sr: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!
J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

George Sr: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

March 7, 2013
Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?
George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.
Michael: He said some wonderful things.

Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?

George Sr: Daddy horny, Michael.

Michael: He said some wonderful things.

February 19, 2013
Narrator: And Buster went to his job as a dishwasher.
Buster: This is great! We’re like slave buddies! [giggles]

Narrator: And Buster went to his job as a dishwasher.

Buster: This is great! We’re like slave buddies! [giggles]

February 5, 2013
Lindsay: Michael, it was shoplifting, and I’m white. I think I’m going to be okay.

Lindsay: Michael, it was shoplifting, and I’m white. I think I’m going to be okay.

January 23, 2013
Narrator: Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop.
Gob: I need a cup of coffee to focus.
Tobias: It’s so crowded in here. I can’t think. Okay, what is it that people need?

Narrator: Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop.

Gob: I need a cup of coffee to focus.

Tobias: It’s so crowded in here. I can’t think. Okay, what is it that people need?

January 21, 2013
Michael: Did I just wake you up? I didn’t even know you were home.
Lindsay: No, Michael, I don’t just sleep all day.
Narrator: Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.

Michael: Did I just wake you up? I didn’t even know you were home.

Lindsay: No, Michael, I don’t just sleep all day.

Narrator: Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.

January 17, 2013
Gob: It’s okay. She’s alive. …And soft. Soft and alive.
Lucille: All right, let’s not add that to the charges. 

Gob: It’s okay. She’s alive. …And soft. Soft and alive.

Lucille: All right, let’s not add that to the charges. 

January 17, 2013
Michael: Okay, we’ve all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing.
Oscar: I want to live here.
George Michael: I want to buy Ann some diamond dust.
Buster: I’m just hoping to get mildly injured so I can get out of the Army.
Michael: Bottom line is, we’ve got two weeks to build a house. Doesn’t have to be good; just has to look good.
Tom Jane: I just want my kids back.

Michael: Okay, we’ve all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing.

Oscar: I want to live here.

George Michael: I want to buy Ann some diamond dust.

Buster: I’m just hoping to get mildly injured so I can get out of the Army.

Michael: Bottom line is, we’ve got two weeks to build a house. Doesn’t have to be good; just has to look good.

Tom Jane: I just want my kids back.

January 13, 2013
Tobias (reading): “…for there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out can I walk free of pain.”

Tobias (reading): “…for there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out can I walk free of pain.”

January 7, 2013
Kitty: So take a good look, ‘cause it’s the last time!
Michael: That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

Kitty: So take a good look, ‘cause it’s the last time!

Michael: That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.