Gob: Speech, speech, speech!
All: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech…
Narrator: The family continued to chant “speech, speech, speech” for no one in particular.
All: …speech, speech, speech!
Michael: Gee, after all that, I was kind of hoping somebody would make a speech.
Buster: Speech, speech, speech!
Michael: All right, I’ll say something.
Gob: Typical.
Gob: You know what? The trick is on you, Tony Wonder. I’m the magician. He’s the assistant. We don’t need him. The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn’t even been performed yet. Ta-da!
Narrator: Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop.
Gob: I need a cup of coffee to focus.
Tobias: It’s so crowded in here. I can’t think. Okay, what is it that people need?
Gob: It’s okay. She’s alive. …And soft. Soft and alive.
Lucille: All right, let’s not add that to the charges.
Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to use a fake name.
Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.
Gob: I just don’t want people’s kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these twenty-six hundred dollar pants.
![Marta: I was really worried about you.
Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.
Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]
Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/447ee16f9079a595a37dd7a0ee125bfb/tumblr_mg61eq7bve1s2pz6mo1_1280.jpg)
Marta: I was really worried about you.
Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.
Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]
Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.
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Michael: You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God that you should change your ways.
Gob: No, I think that’s going to be something big.
Michael: What’s her first name? Quickly.
Gob: Krindy!
Michael: Her name’s not Krindy, Gob.
Gob: Ah, Saul Zentsman! No… that’s her lawyer. Well, she’s got a name, and I’m going to find out what it is, andI’m going to make a pun on it and that’s what I’ll call her. Bad example: if her name’s Amy, I’ll call her Blamy.
