January 9, 2013
Cindi Lightballoon: I’m a mole. George Sr.: You know, God… God doesn’t care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist and you could, whoo… you could grind off about - I don’t know - 30 percent, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it.

Cindi Lightballoon: I’m a mole.

George Sr.: You know, God… God doesn’t care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist and you could, whoo… you could grind off about - I don’t know - 30 percent, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it.

9:56am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtbLs9wb
(Notes: 52)
  
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January 7, 2013
Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy, now’s the time. Wait - Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot. Girls with Low Self-Esteem Crew Member: Surfboard; stop tape.

Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy, now’s the time.

Wait - Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.

Girls with Low Self-Esteem Crew Member: Surfboard; stop tape.

4:34pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtbDR-G9
(Notes: 40)
  
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January 7, 2013
Kitty: So take a good look, ‘cause it’s the last time! Michael: That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

Kitty: So take a good look, ‘cause it’s the last time!

Michael: That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

12:08pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtbCPuN5
(Notes: 133)
  
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January 6, 2013
Tobias: Oh, yes, I’m going to be a great mole. [into mic] Check, two, three. Let Lily lick Lionel’s lusty leathers.

Tobias: Oh, yes, I’m going to be a great mole.

[into mic] Check, two, three. Let Lily lick Lionel’s lusty leathers.

9:06pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtb9k9iE
(Notes: 25)
  
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January 6, 2013
Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to use a fake name. Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.

Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to use a fake name.

Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.

5:49pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtb8iMpa
(Notes: 56)
  
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January 6, 2013
Gob: I just don’t want people’s kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these twenty-six hundred dollar pants.

Gob: I just don’t want people’s kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these twenty-six hundred dollar pants.

5:24pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtb8ZyPl
(Notes: 34)
  
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January 6, 2013
Young Michael: You’re a crook, Captain Hook.

Young Michael: You’re a crook, Captain Hook.

4:26pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtb8Gbzy
(Notes: 164)
  
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January 5, 2013
Marta: I was really worried about you. Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time. Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves] Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.

Marta: I was really worried about you.

Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.

Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]

Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.

1:44pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtb1yq9S
(Notes: 86)
  
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January 4, 2013
Buster: I shall be neither seen nor heard. Lucille: You can always tell a Milford man.

Buster: I shall be neither seen nor heard.

Lucille: You can always tell a Milford man.

3:42pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtaz5YY9
(Notes: 445)
  
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January 4, 2013
Hot Cop #5: This is our club now. Narrator: Tobias didn’t want to sell his new club, but Lindsay did, which is why she hired several members of a local stripper agency called “The Hot Cops” to pose as the roughnecks.  Tobias: All right, fellas, look. I know you know nothing but a life on the street, but I’d like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me: The joy of the stage. So, maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing and stop je-…terrorizing me.

Hot Cop #5: This is our club now.

Narrator: Tobias didn’t want to sell his new club, but Lindsay did, which is why she hired several members of a local stripper agency called “The Hot Cops” to pose as the roughnecks. 

Tobias: All right, fellas, look. I know you know nothing but a life on the street, but I’d like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me: The joy of the stage.

So, maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing and stop je-…terrorizing me.

3:05pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXNJNtaywEYU
(Notes: 13)
  
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