January 12, 2013
Taste the happy!

Thanks to each of our 1,003 followers! We love you all, Marta.

A week and a half ago, we dreamed a dream that Les Misérables and Arrested Development could be harmoniously united. We have since been overwhelmed by your support.

Special thanks to Filter & Videogum for the reblogs, as well as Rookie Mag for including us in their Saturday link roundup. …Is that enough of a reference for you?

We’d also like to give shoutouts to our AD tumblr idols The Bluth Company & Arrested Westeros.

At this point, we have more ideas for posts than time to create; however, stay tuned, for the best is yet to come. And remember the truth that once was spoken: there’s always money in the banana stand.

Ziggy + Jam

January 12, 2013
Buster (in “Mexican” accent): I’m trying to find a place to live.

Buster (in “Mexican” accent): I’m trying to find a place to live.

January 9, 2013
Cindi Lightballoon: I’m a mole.
George Sr.: You know, God… God doesn’t care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist and you could, whoo… you could grind off about - I don’t know - 30 percent, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it.

Cindi Lightballoon: I’m a mole.

George Sr.: You know, God… God doesn’t care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist and you could, whoo… you could grind off about - I don’t know - 30 percent, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it.

January 7, 2013
Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy, now’s the time.
Wait - Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.
Girls with Low Self-Esteem Crew Member: Surfboard; stop tape.

Phillip Litt: Okay, everybody, gather around, gather around. Ladies, here’s the deal. We have hats. You have breasts. You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? So, if anybody wants to get back at daddy, now’s the time.

Wait - Cut, cut, cut. We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.

Girls with Low Self-Esteem Crew Member: Surfboard; stop tape.

January 7, 2013
Kitty: So take a good look, ‘cause it’s the last time!
Michael: That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

Kitty: So take a good look, ‘cause it’s the last time!

Michael: That’s like the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

January 6, 2013
Tobias: Oh, yes, I’m going to be a great mole.
[into mic] Check, two, three. Let Lily lick Lionel’s lusty leathers.

Tobias: Oh, yes, I’m going to be a great mole.

[into mic] Check, two, three. Let Lily lick Lionel’s lusty leathers.

January 6, 2013
Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to use a fake name.
Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.

Gob: I told you to walk away. I told you to use a fake name.

Michael: I did. Thanks very much. I’m Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. It was airtight.

January 6, 2013
Gob: I just don’t want people’s kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these twenty-six hundred dollar pants.

Gob: I just don’t want people’s kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these twenty-six hundred dollar pants.

January 6, 2013
Young Michael: You’re a crook, Captain Hook.

Young Michael: You’re a crook, Captain Hook.

January 5, 2013
Marta: I was really worried about you.
Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.
Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]
Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.

Marta: I was really worried about you.

Gob: You’ve got nothing to worry about. We’re going to be together for a long time.

Marta: We’re a family now. I am so happy. I’m going to call the kids. [leaves]

Gob: …I’ve made a huge mistake.